Want to book me? COVID-19 disagrees! However, I’d be happy to perform virtually, and am open to optimistic bookings for later in the year. I look forward to flinging spit at one another when public health officials deem it safe.

Want me to write for you? I’m experienced in joke writing, screenwriting, humor, satire and fiction. Check my Read page for examples of my work.

Dropping a line to say you like my work? True happiness comes from within, but external validation helps. Want to tell me I should’ve used an Oxford comma in that last sentence? Know I debated it for several minutes.

Whatever your goal, you can email me: